they like “bfnh, where you been?”
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“in my skin/ when i jump out, you jump in” (nh, jic) ((no homo, just in case))
i’ve been doing this
ultimate atomic buster.
two is a coincidence, three is a trend.
UPDATE: now, it’s really official.
- Seriously, this is getting out of hand.
- After a long search, another joins the party.
the four horse(wo)men of the apocalypse.
so, i saw some recent photos of AnnaLynne McCord, who i know as Eden from one of the best horrible shows on the television – Nip/Tuck ((sidebar: the fuck is up w/Kanye letting the folks at Nip/Tuck use “Flashing Lights” to promote the sixth season of his show after his mom passed due to complications w/plastic surgery?)). when i saw her, all i could think of was how she would make a great “Famine.” doubting the Apocalypse/four horsemen storyline could ever translate to film and w/nothing else to do w/these pics of Skinny McRibbones, i decided to cast the rest of the 4 horsemen as celebrities in bikinis. because, this is the internet and that’s how things work.
so, w/out any other explanation – here goes:
AnnaLynne McCord – Famine.
Amy Winehouse – Death.
Jodi Marsh, Aubrey Oday, Pam Anderson & Shauna Sand – Pestilence.
Serena Williams – War.
- Serena Williams - War
- Serena Williams - War
- Serena Williams - War
- Serena Williams - War
- Pam Anderson - Pestilence
- Shauna Sand - Pestilence
- Aubrey ODay - Pestilence
- Jodi Marsh - Pestilence
- Amy Winehouse - Death
- Amy Winehouse - Death
- Amy Winehouse- Death
- Amy Winehouse - Death
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
i wrote more to explain why i picked who i did, but, truthfully, i think dwelling on the funny erases any real humor there may be in this joke.
watermelon car, watermelon guts.
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in case you weren’t sure what the trend is for the upcoming spring/summer season, here’s a few photos of what’s leading the pack.
so, go get your silkscreens & inks and join in. you’ve still got time to press out a few. all the cool kids are doing it.
new look, added search and full archives.
the title pretty much says it all. i’ve added a full archive, so even if you don’t find what you want by using the search bar at the top, you should be able to browse via monthly archives or to one of your favorite tags/categories.
if you’ve been here in the past month, you’ve seen the updated theme on.hiatus based off of the fantastic simplr ((which is based on sandbox)). i wanted something clean that prominently displayed twitter, last.fm & my google reader suggestions. mostly because i update those places way more than this one.
i will prolly update the front page so that i show more than just my latest on: repeat song, but, truthfully, i’m interested in how people navigate the site when traditional blog methods aren’t available. so far, i’ve realized, they don’t.
no matter – coming soon: top 5 street fighter dbags, top 5 silfs & a song or two that’s stuck in my head.