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Things we’ve learned from the following photos:

1. red dresses are wack.
2. red dresses around valentine’s day are worse.
3. red dresses that go on sale around valentine’s day are the worst.

I may be a bit biased on this one. I am not a fan of red dresses. Red pumps may say “I would like to finish the evening w/my heels pointed towards the ceilings,” but red dresses say, “notice me, please!” Three jawns w/the same dress at three different events in three weeks time is interesting, but it’s nowhere near as wack as a couple jawns tryna share the same fabric…

Let's split a yard of this Korean Kente.

UPDATED: new jawn, same dress. cameraman still can’t help but take multiple pics. maybe he knows about this page.

look at these stinkin’ geeks

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rich boy – drop

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MIMS f. Notorious B.I.G. ((samples do not equal “featuring.” of course, B.I.G. makes this song, but, most people would think it’d contain an actual verse.)) – Bread N’ Butter

this is a beautiful vocal sample, and he is wasting it. somebody, snatch this shit.

this is how my mind works.

saw helen mirren ((gmilf of the year 2008)) w/them big ol’ lady breastessess, which led to…

cuba gooding jr. ((because of this film)), which lead to…

tuba gooding jr., which leaves us here

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the roots – 75 bars

and now, MOAR TUBAZ.

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rosco p. coldchain – box of bullets

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young buck – get buck

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rich boy – boy looka here