the four horse(wo)men of the apocalypse.

so, i saw some recent photos of AnnaLynne McCord, who i know as Eden from one of the best horrible shows on the television – Nip/Tuck. when i saw her, all i could think of was how she would make a great “Famine.” doubting the Apocalypse/four horsemen storyline could ever translate to film and w/nothing else to do w/these pics of Skinny McRibbones, i decided to cast the rest of the 4 horsemen as celebrities in bikinis. because, this is the internet and that’s how things work.

so, w/out any other explanation – here goes:
AnnaLynne McCord – Famine.
Amy Winehouse – Death.
Jodi Marsh, Aubrey Oday, Pam Anderson & Shauna Sand – Pestilence.
Serena Williams – War.

i wrote more to explain why i picked who i did, but, truthfully, i think dwelling on the funny erases any real humor there may be in this joke.

watermelon car, watermelon guts.

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in case you weren’t sure what the trend is for the upcoming spring/summer season, here’s a few photos of what’s leading the pack.

so, go get your silkscreens & inks and join in. you’ve still got time to press out a few. all the cool kids are doing it.

the joker i know and love.

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a lil’ late, but here’s a great writeup describing The Man Who Laughs.  which also inspired a great piece On Luthor.  I’ve never been into the DC books.  but, i don’t know if this could be done for any of the Marvel supervillains.  still, I’ll keep my eyes open for the DOOM and Magneto writeups, just in case.

of course, we know what happens after that above image, right?