so, i saw some recent photos of AnnaLynne McCord, who i know as Eden from one of the best horrible shows on the television – Nip/Tuck ((sidebar: the fuck is up w/Kanye letting the folks at Nip/Tuck use “Flashing Lights” to promote the sixth season of his show after his mom passed due to complications w/plastic surgery?)). when i saw her, all i could think of was how she would make a great “Famine.” doubting the Apocalypse/four horsemen storyline could ever translate to film and w/nothing else to do w/these pics of Skinny McRibbones, i decided to cast the rest of the 4 horsemen as celebrities in bikinis. because, this is the internet and that’s how things work.
so, w/out any other explanation – here goes:
AnnaLynne McCord – Famine.
Amy Winehouse – Death.
Jodi Marsh, Aubrey Oday, Pam Anderson & Shauna Sand – Pestilence.
Serena Williams – War.
- Serena Williams - War
- Serena Williams - War
- Serena Williams - War
- Serena Williams - War
- Pam Anderson - Pestilence
- Shauna Sand - Pestilence
- Aubrey ODay - Pestilence
- Jodi Marsh - Pestilence
- Amy Winehouse - Death
- Amy Winehouse - Death
- Amy Winehouse- Death
- Amy Winehouse - Death
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
- AnnaLynne McCord - Famine
i wrote more to explain why i picked who i did, but, truthfully, i think dwelling on the funny erases any real humor there may be in this joke.