Category Archives: wild pitch

where’s my money, honey? (part 1)

inspired by Chris Sims’ fantastic writeup of Luke Cage demanding his scrilla, i decided to find the absolute best image (quality wise) from the intarweb as possible. the original goal was a typical “big image w/ sound file” post including a link to Sims’ blog. i even had a nice little song picked out and […]

top five worst possible cellmates for Michael Vick: Oz Edition.

i live close to atlanta, so it’s been pretty much nonstop Vick coverage for the past 4 months. now that Vick will accept the plea agreement, the only thing left are the absolute final details of his involvement, and, of course, the sentencing. forgoing any unimportant information about whether or not numba seven murked a […]

what if Adam “Pacman” Jones replaced Bob Barker on The Price is Right?

Barker and Pacman: more in Common than you might think. In addition to a new host, their would need to be a few changes to the core elements of the gameshow. One of the first things necessary would be a nighttime broadcast and at least a PG-13 rating. Contestant’s row would be replaced by “In […]

how do you fuck a mermaid?

ever since i saw this image, i have been more than a little bit interested in finding out how mermaids became the sexy representation for werefish. obviously, this tentacle haired squidskank has everything necessary to provide her partner w/an evening of sweet sensual sea sex. nice lips, ample bosom, and probably some incredible poon. take […]