Author Archives: bfnh

cognitive dissonance.

cognitive dissonance explained. cognitive dissonance in action. it’s interesting to see how people (publicly) deal with information as it becomes available. it’s almost like seeing the actual wheels inside people’s minds turn to formulate the next thought. cognitive dissonance is one of those things i new existed before i had a psycho.jargon term to latch […]

what if Adam “Pacman” Jones replaced Bob Barker on The Price is Right?

Barker and Pacman: more in Common than you might think. In addition to a new host, their would need to be a few changes to the core elements of the gameshow. One of the first things necessary would be a nighttime broadcast and at least a PG-13 rating. Contestant’s row would be replaced by “In […]

Crossing Colors

What is summertime w/out bright jubilant colors? Our trip to Hawaii provided the opportunity for me to down a half&half of Young’s Chocolate Stout and Lindemans Lambic Framboise. at the time, my girl was rockin’ a cream/ brown/ red frock. i guess my bevvy was inspired. so, this summer, i suggest you drink what you […]

viking style.

in short, viking style is the act of perching atop a cistern and vomiting downward betwixt one’s feet into the bowl below. one sits in a position similar to “an upper decker” —. as invention sends it’s mother’s day cards to necessity, i’m sure you won’t be surprised to learn that this technique was not […]

then i cc’d all the girls that i’d see see ’round town.

So, I typed a text to a girl I used to see Sayin that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be And I apologize if this message gets you down Then I CC’d every girl that I’d see see round town and I hate to see y’all frown but I’d rather see […]