Monthly Archives: April 2007

let swagger die.

somewhere around the time that cam’ron decided to hold a press conference to discuss the chancleta issue, the word “swagger” should have received the pete rose treatment. swagger at some point referred to a specific type of movement one would make when walking. over the years, due to the dynamic nature of language, swagger has […]

top (twenty)five dead or alive.

so, straight bangin’ put out a call to list the greatest 25 hip hop records of all time. i’m pretty sure i’ve missed the cutoff point for submissions, but it’s a slow(er) workday and i put in some work at organizing my list. as much as i respect kane, ll, fresh prince, bdp, etc… i […]

how do you fuck a mermaid?

ever since i saw this image, i have been more than a little bit interested in finding out how mermaids became the sexy representation for werefish. obviously, this tentacle haired squidskank has everything necessary to provide her partner w/an evening of sweet sensual sea sex. nice lips, ample bosom, and probably some incredible poon. take […]

New Url For Y’all

so, i’ve settled upon at.yamomzcrib.com. audibly, at (dot) yamomzcrib dot com. ((those single parentheses, that’s a de-emphasis. these double ones, that’s kinda like an aside. )) the at yamomzcrib jokes will persist, of course, it’s the entire reason this url exists. so, i will continue to watch the pron, get my kicks buffed and take […]

what dora the explorer taught me about blogging.

for the past couple of months, we’ve been tivo’n (dvr’n, tape’n, bootlegg’n) dora the explorer. because watching tv is a new phenom for the baby & dora is a new show for us, we have no idea what order these shows were supposed to be originally broadcast in. we set the box up to record, […]