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Things we’ve learned from the following photos:

1. red dresses are wack.
2. red dresses around valentine’s day are worse.
3. red dresses that go on sale around valentine’s day are the worst.

I may be a bit biased on this one. I am not a fan of red dresses. Red pumps may say “I would like to finish the evening w/my heels pointed towards the ceilings,” but red dresses say, “notice me, please!” Three jawns w/the same dress at three different events in three weeks time is interesting, but it’s nowhere near as wack as a couple jawns tryna share the same fabric…

Let's split a yard of this Korean Kente.

UPDATED: new jawn, same dress. cameraman still can’t help but take multiple pics. maybe he knows about this page.

look at these stinkin’ geeks

some, even have similar tresses. as a younger man, i would attempt to compliment ladies on their clothing choices as a means of showing them that i noticed them.  back then, i thought the difference between a dress and a skirt was in the length, below the waist.  anything short was a skirt, i believed the longer were dress.

so, i understand that these are not skirts, even if you think they are closer to shirts than dresses.

alltheparties is right next to lastnightsparty when it comes to my favorite source of pictures at clubs.  it’s a great source of lulz, “oh no she di’ints” & to know what’s hot in the streets.

no shame — anybody that knows me knows that i have a potentially hazardous obsession with women’s clothes. not on some hoover, but more so to figure out these birds maneuvers. the follow up novella to the book i never released is called, “‘the ‘flage: uncovering women’s secret techniques.” i sincerely believe that what women choose to wear is a great indicator to the type of lass you’re dealing with ((that was my desperate attempt to make my preoccupation w/the ladies gear seem as masculine as possible.)).

so, one of my favorite things to find in my feed is a are you feeling this get up?, who rocked it better or who runs it? i see their is a niche market for clothing comparisons and have been giving some serious thought about launching the utterly fantastic blog — hoesinthesameclothes.

even though actresses, models & musicians may have some sort of issue w/b’n referred to as hoes — it’s somewhat ironic that actual factual hoes don’t have an issue wearing the same clothes ((i admit, i may be the only one to see the irony)).

gallery after the jump