Things we’ve learned from the following photos:
- red dresses are wack.
- red dresses around valentine’s day are worse.
- red dresses that go on sale around valentine’s day are the worst.
I may be a bit biased on this one. I am not a fan of red dresses. Red pumps may say “I would like to finish the evening w/my heels pointed towards the ceilings,” but red dresses say, “notice me, please!” Three jawns w/the same dress at three different events in three weeks time is interesting, but it’s nowhere near as wack as a couple jawns tryna share the same fabric…

Let's split a yard of this Korean Kente.
UPDATED: new jawn, same dress. cameraman still can’t help but take multiple pics. maybe he knows about this page.
look at these stinkin’ geeks

- What kinda geek ass dance move is he doing?

- smedium obama shirt, white belt, wack glasses. super geek.

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rich boy – drop
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MIMS f. Notorious B.I.G. ((samples do not equal “featuring.” of course, B.I.G. makes this song, but, most people would think it’d contain an actual verse.)) – Bread N’ Butter
this is a beautiful vocal sample, and he is wasting it. somebody, snatch this shit.
this is how my mind works.
saw helen mirren ((gmilf of the year 2008)) w/them big ol’ lady breastessess, which led to…
cuba gooding jr. ((because of this film)), which lead to…
tuba gooding jr., which leaves us here
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the roots – 75 bars
and now, MOAR TUBAZ.
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rosco p. coldchain – box of bullets
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young buck – get buck
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rich boy – boy looka here