and, apparently, that love is reciprocated. their upcoming single, “Reacharound,” is gonna bang in the clubs.
Author Archives: bfnh
“sidearm,” my colostomy bag.
that’s a crock of shit. i’ve been dealing w/my “sidearm” for the past 3 years now and it’s tough for me to meet people. because of this, i stopped goin’ to the clubs, workin’ out at the gym and doing all the other things that used to bring me into contact with attractive young ladies. …
let swagger die.
somewhere around the time that cam’ron decided to hold a press conference to discuss the chancleta issue, the word “swagger” should have received the pete rose treatment. swagger at some point referred to a specific type of movement one would make when walking. over the years, due to the dynamic nature of language, swagger has …
top (twenty)five dead or alive.
so, straight bangin’ put out a call to list the greatest 25 hip hop records of all time. i’m pretty sure i’ve missed the cutoff point for submissions, but it’s a slow(er) workday and i put in some work at organizing my list. as much as i respect kane, ll, fresh prince, bdp, etc… i …
how do you fuck a mermaid?
ever since i saw this image, i have been more than a little bit interested in finding out how mermaids became the sexy representation for werefish. obviously, this tentacle haired squidskank has everything necessary to provide her partner w/an evening of sweet sensual sea sex. nice lips, ample bosom, and probably some incredible poon. take …
New Url For Y’all
so, i’ve settled upon at.yamomzcrib.com. audibly, at (dot) yamomzcrib dot com. ((those single parentheses, that’s a de-emphasis. these double ones, that’s kinda like an aside. )) the at yamomzcrib jokes will persist, of course, it’s the entire reason this url exists. so, i will continue to watch the pron, get my kicks buffed and take …