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  • photographers – take note.

    photographers – take note.

    First, a song…

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    The Inviseez – Haggen Daj (swiped from the lovely/talented/resourceful DJ Tara of sugarcuts.com)

    Now, a story…

    Melyssa Ford, Hall of Fame Heelgrab

    Not too long ago, I came across a grip of new Melyssa Ford Photos for King Magazine featuring quite a fantastic pose. There are a great deal of remarkable details in this picture, but I think we can all agree that the pose itself makes the picture. I had to note that I had seen something very similar before at the always great Zigga Zagga Productions. As following with the New York Times guidelines, we’ve seen in the past, although two is a coincidence, it’s best to wait until you get that third to call it a trend. This also helps make a solid post. Luckily, while blackberry rss feed hopping earlier, I came across this final image from The Dynasty Series which allows me to form a set.

    Now, recently, a russian lass took the internet by storm by whaletailing the world – inspiring spinoffs, remixes and global glasnost. Now, photographers, you’ve got the new black to add to your lil’ snap happy sessions.

    UPDATE: looks like photographers did take note. The photo works w/everything from a lil’ bitty Pixie poke to a tremendous, astounding Maliah Michel underhang.

  • amber’s saving grace.

    amber’s saving grace.

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    When Kanye launched his new blog featuring a photo of his girlfriend/muse/girl that dances w/girls Amber Rose, people were able to immediately identify the inspiration of the photo. On first look, it’s clear to see that Amber falls way short of pulling off the amazing contortion that Grace exhibited on her album cover. However, a simple google and an great article from sleevage shows why no onw has been able to match Grace’s image in 30 years. (more info)

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    Faced w/the facts that the original, although iconic is as fake as Coco’s cleavage ((no, the other cleavage)) I began to judge Amber much less harshly than some others and went back to staring at the pics of the well oiled asses. besides, facts are, if i were to try to make that pose, it would look something like this.

  • broads to manhandle w/the same see through panel.

    UPDATED to include more people wearing the top and Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone. Shark Biting and Shark Jumping at the same time. Maybe somebody from RS should take note, the pic from @VanessaVeasley‘s account is almost 100 days old.

    UPDATED – 01/19/10 – 30 pics strong. This is the most h’s in the same c’s, ever.

  • amber rose vs. tahiry jose.

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    1. pics – Amber.
    If it’s the Smooth Mag pics, the various papparazzi photos or even the old ones from Delilah’s menu, Amber is clearly ahead of the game when it comes to still photos. Even though Ms. Jose made quite a splash w/her cover feature, I think it’s okay to blame her for shutting down King magazine. Sure, it’s fine to ogle her on the internet, but when the publishing mag has to write an intro blurb that basically amounts to “Yeah, we don’t know how she made the cover, either” then it’s time to shut down your publication.

    2. videos – Tahiry.
    From the moment shorty gave a lil’ summer cookup to a frozen meal, she took the internet by storm. Budden’s constant candid videos of her doing everything from preparing for a night at her job to assembling a trampoline have put her in the lead. Although Amber’s got a bonafied rap video or two under her belt, they obviously didn’t feature her best assets.

    3. sense of humor – slight edge to Tahiry.
    Tahiry laughs at Budden’s jokes and tells a few of her own. That’s what most of us want out of a girlfriend — smart enough to get our jokes, but not tryna do standup on some Aisha Tyler shit. On the other hand, Amber dresses like a cartoon character and poses like this w/her sister – that takes a sense of humor which can’t be denied.

    4. stunt factor – Amber.
    Ye took her to New York, London and Paris during fashion week as his most prized accessory. At first she looks white, but has that racially ambiguous factor that rappers and fappers love. Tahiry has the crazy waste to hips ratio, but she’s still rockin’ jeans instead of stupid ass mom shorts w/gladiatrix sandals. The nail in the coffin, of course, is Amber’s deep collection of stupid sunglasses. You aren’t really stuntin’ if you don’t rock dumb ass sunglasses.

    5. wifey material – toss up.
    Tahiry cooks. Not necessarily well. But she’s done it before. Got the vid to prove it.
    Amber dykes. Not necessarily well. But we’ve heard the audio that ((kinda)) proves it.
    Tahiry smashed Fabulous ((who prolly hasn’t been the same since. could Tahiry have some of that Badu Blackwater which negatively affects promising young rappers?)), Amber was a professional pole technician.
    Some prose, some Kan’s… It all comes down to what you’re looking for.

  • messes in the same dresses.

    some, even have similar tresses. as a younger man, i would attempt to compliment ladies on their clothing choices as a means of showing them that i noticed them.  back then, i thought the difference between a dress and a skirt was in the length, below the waist.  anything short was a skirt, i believed the longer were dress.

    so, i understand that these are not skirts, even if you think they are closer to shirts than dresses.

    alltheparties is right next to lastnightsparty when it comes to my favorite source of pictures at clubs.  it’s a great source of lulz, “oh no she di’ints” & to know what’s hot in the streets.

  • royal flushees.

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    always come back to you…

    Royal Flush Express

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    sippin’ dom p by the gallon…

    aint no more to it.