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Author: bfnh

  • more on how my brain works.

    [audio:jdavey-mrmister.mp3]
    J*Davey – Mr. Mister

    [audio:joebudden-brokenwingsfreestyle.mp3]
    Joe Budden – Broken Wings Freestyle

    the connection to these two songs should be painfully obvious, however, keeping with the intent behind a recent tweet, it doesn’t need to be spelled out. the first song is something that i absolutely love. i chairdance everytime i hear it and am almost immediately transported to a better place. the second stands out because it was less than a week ((my file date says October 16, 2006, 10:05:41 AM)) after the Cory Lidle incident before Joe released this beast on the net.

    i’ve been away from the home site but have been continuing the mission over at http://yourmomisclubbin.tumblr.com. i even setup one for hoesinthesameclothes, too, but i’m not quite sure how that would translate as a tumblr, yet.

    eventually, i’ll have to bring all of them together ((along w/my google suggestions and tweets)) on this site. of course, friend feed does that for me, but, well, yeah…

  • amber’s saving grace.

    amber’s saving grace.

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    When Kanye launched his new blog featuring a photo of his girlfriend/muse/girl that dances w/girls Amber Rose, people were able to immediately identify the inspiration of the photo. On first look, it’s clear to see that Amber falls way short of pulling off the amazing contortion that Grace exhibited on her album cover. However, a simple google and an great article from sleevage shows why no onw has been able to match Grace’s image in 30 years. (more info)

    [sImage imgid=”1791″ alt=”” title=”Grace, Photochopped” class=”center size-full wp-image-1791″]

    Faced w/the facts that the original, although iconic is as fake as Coco’s cleavage ((no, the other cleavage)) I began to judge Amber much less harshly than some others and went back to staring at the pics of the well oiled asses. besides, facts are, if i were to try to make that pose, it would look something like this.

  • some keeblers tryna force it in the same zebra skin corset.

    some keeblers tryna force it in the same zebra skin corset.

    once again, around valentine’s day, girls head to the mall and pick up a sale item.
    it’s depressive.

    i bet one of ’em got on the matchin’ panties, too.

  • on repeat: little freak.

    on repeat: little freak.

    [audio:usherfnickiminaj-littlefreak.mp3]
    Usher f. Nicki Minaj – Little Freak

    blogs are goin’ goofy over minaj’s appearance in mimi’s video, which might mean that nick cannon is closer to “having a menage” than ursher even though it’s clearly something that “everybody loves raymond” has been pining for lately ((see: the horrific invented sex remix))

    [sImage imgid=”1737″ alt=”Nicki Minaj & Amber Rose” class=”center wp-image-1737″]

    great beat by polow ((plus he snuck some tuba in towards the end)) with a fantastic sample.

    [audio:steviewonder-livingforthecity.mp3]
    Stevie Wonder – Living for the City

  • on repeat: they holla ayyo.

    on repeat: they holla ayyo.

    [audio:camronfyoungdro-theyhollaayyo.mp3]
    Cam’ron f. Young Dro – They Holla Ayyo
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  • on repeat: speak her sex.

    on repeat: speak her sex.

    [audio:yelawolf-speakhersex.mp3]
    Yelawolf – Speak Her Sex

    Trunk Muzik is a great lil’ mixtape, go and get it.

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