is that a fish eye lens? the peeps over at bangbros are alot more subtle w/it. no way do you need the 13 people pictured above to take a picture of The Yonce. maybe they should holla at ray j instead, he’s got the ill camera game.
this is one of the few pictures of The Yonce over at sportsillustrated that hasn’t received ample treatment from the gaussian blur, smart blur and airbrushing tools. eventually, someone will have to explain to these publishers that we prefer our women not to look like sexy smooth-skinned aliens.
(yoinked from the good folx over at hypebeast)
i’m pretty sure you can spy jill marie-jones for a couple of seconds in this one. she might have made some nice greenbacks but i’m pretty sure we’d rather see her w/the rest of the cast on girlfriends. of course, diana’s daughter is gettin’ a lil’ more time to showcase that magnificent bubble, but you gotta feel sorry for jill. bailey’s commercial w/some no name yella dude and now this? let’s hope her upcoming projects are a success.
oh yeah, peep the new jordans. if you pause at the takeoff point, you can see the nastiest warp/ deformation in the lace area… you can also peep just how much these jawns crease, as well. you can almost see dude’s toe nail through the “leather.” never been a jordan fan, but i’ve always loved the commercials. this one (the commercial) is another success.
my girl seems to think that the lady in the commercial isn’t Jilly. i know that it’s a form of hate. the only logical explanation is that she doesn’t like mike & thinks the lips is above such a weak cameo. didn’t she see the briscoe high joint?
looks like i’ve been able to write at least once per week. that is, if this counts. so, yeah, uhm, yeah…
i’ve familiarized myself w/this wordpress thing enough to be able to alter the theme and get the audio player hooked up properly. i guess that’s all i really need to be able to do. it’s (the maintenance of a blog) still about the ideas before the writing, though. and, i have a few. i do, hwvr, understand that the really good stuff takes alot of time to create images for and even links for. see, cuz, at this point in time, i’m a tired(lazy) bastid.
see that kid up there in the header? that’s her everyday steez (arms folded, like, “whu?”). whether she wants something out of the fridge or one of those cabinets, eventually, she’s gonna wyle out on me, and that doesn’t leave the time i once had to crafting fantastic postings. but, i promised myself i would do a little more of this, and that i shall. i’m gonna revise some of my older stuff (FYP, Cheater, etc) sooner or later.
that is, if i can find it.
the ‘rama put up a preview of New Avengers f. the Ronin Suit. it features an e-mail to a blind guy and a def girl working as an undercover spy. the accompanying discussion thread points out the inherent problems w/this.
of course, we understand, in the age we live in (plus, add in basic comic book gizmology) that matt “monkey smash” murdock could easily use an audio screen reader to read(hear) what lil’ Echo has to say, but… how, exactly does Echo know what these yakuza braggarts are saying to each other unless she is looking at their lips? does the pronunciation of different syllables send a different amount of alcohol tinged breath into the air which she then interprets into words? how fast can anyone do that? she doesn’t have spidey sense, right? so if i yell, “Troyer” from behind her on a crowded dancefloor, will she know to jump because a rush of small geek’d up drunkards will be rushing from her blindside?
maybe she uses mirrors.
so, this broad is a crackhead now. or, a meth head, as some folks over at okp say. either or, it’s fairly disgusting to know that she used to look like this, and tote around one of these. the okp link can take you to the source and to some updates about this broad.