When Kanye launched his new blog featuring a photo of his girlfriend/muse/girl that dances w/girls Amber Rose, people were able to immediately identify the inspiration of the photo. On first look, it’s clear to see that Amber falls way short of pulling off the amazing contortion that Grace exhibited on her album cover. However, a simple google and an great article from sleevage shows why no onw has been able to match Grace’s image in 30 years. (more info)

Faced w/the facts that the original, although iconic is as fake as Coco’s cleavage I began to judge Amber much less harshly than some others and went back to staring at the pics of the well oiled asses. besides, facts are, if i were to try to make that pose, it would look something like this.

i bet one of ‘em got on the matchin’ panties, too.

UPDATED to include more people wearing the top and Megan Fox on the cover of Rolling Stone. Shark Biting and Shark Jumping at the same time. Maybe somebody from RS should take note, the pic from @VanessaVeasley‘s account is almost 100 days old.

UPDATED – 01/19/10 – 30 pics strong. This is the most h’s in the same c’s, ever.

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The Inviseez – Haggen Daj (swiped from the lovely/talented/resourceful DJ Tara of sugarcuts.com)

Now, a story…

Not too long ago, I came across a grip of new Melyssa Ford Photos for King Magazine featuring quite a fantastic pose. There are a great deal of remarkable details in this picture, but I think we can all agree that the pose itself makes the picture. I had to note that I had seen something very similar before at the always great Zigga Zagga Productions. As following with the New York Times guidelines, we’ve seen in the past, although two is a coincidence, it’s best to wait until you get that third to call it a trend. This also helps make a solid post. Luckily, while blackberry rss feed hopping earlier, I came across this final image from The Dynasty Series which allows me to form a set.

Now, recently, a russian lass took the internet by storm by whaletailing the world – inspiring spinoffs, remixes and global glasnost. Now, photographers, you’ve got the new black to add to your lil’ snap happy sessions.

UPDATE: looks like photographers did take note. The photo works w/everything from a lil’ bitty Pixie poke to a tremendous, astounding Maliah Michel underhang.

1. red dresses are wack.
2. red dresses around valentine’s day are worse.
3. red dresses that go on sale around valentine’s day are the worst.

I may be a bit biased on this one. I am not a fan of red dresses. Red pumps may say “I would like to finish the evening w/my heels pointed towards the ceilings,” but red dresses say, “notice me, please!” Three jawns w/the same dress at three different events in three weeks time is interesting, but it’s nowhere near as wack as a couple jawns tryna share the same fabric…

Let's split a yard of this Korean Kente.

UPDATED: new jawn, same dress. cameraman still can’t help but take multiple pics. maybe he knows about this page.

so, i understand that these are not skirts, even if you think they are closer to shirts than dresses.

alltheparties is right next to lastnightsparty when it comes to my favorite source of pictures at clubs.  it’s a great source of lulz, “oh no she di’ints” & to know what’s hot in the streets.

so, one of my favorite things to find in my feed is a are you feeling this get up?, who rocked it better or who runs it? i see their is a niche market for clothing comparisons and have been giving some serious thought about launching the utterly fantastic blog — hoesinthesameclothes.

even though actresses, models & musicians may have some sort of issue w/b’n referred to as hoes — it’s somewhat ironic that actual factual hoes don’t have an issue wearing the same clothes.

hopefully, they won’t decide to take their fashion cues from this snazzy young lass {via} — it would seriously hamper my ability to provide obvious examples of one-upsmanship.

late edit – “research” has found Carmella Bing, Amber Fox & Aurora Jolie all rocking the same gear, but it’s essentiall impossible to find a pic clean enough to include w/the rest of these.  I’m sure if you wanted to find it, you could…