Entries from October 2007 (4).

top five (un)sexy halloween costumes.

10.30.2007

another year and another opportunity for nice young respectable ladies to unleash their inner skank in the guise of all hallows eve. like moths to the flame — candy corn and free admission for ladies in costume compels young coeds, coworkers and convention cosplayers to don boots you shouldn’t walk in, fantastic plastics and [...]

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accountant handle my money, but i double check.

10.17.2007

i was going to name this entry “try to speak my name out loud and mispronounce me.” but i thought it was a bit long and not so gaga on the google. extracted lyrics as post titles may not be the hottest thing on the toobs anymore, but it is most certainly one of [...]

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A Fiasco Called Lupe

10.16.2007

fiascogate, the fiasco fiasco or whatever you want to call it. the best possible name to sum up the situation where lupe (who is so obviously influenced by the d.a.i.s.y. age) garbles the lyrics to a tribe classic is a fiasco called lupe. slang.editorial.

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just foolin’.

10.02.2007

there’s a lady over in [the section to the left] directly in front of men’s bathroom #1, that has, what appears to be, a “homemade” gerald levert calendar. because i pass by it at least twice a day, i’ve come accustomed to seeing him as i enter and leave my secret chamber. i’m [...]

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