Entries from July 2007 (5).

99 problems.

07.30.2007

i peep’d this over at one of my morning coffee stops, hypebeast, and was (slightly) disgusted to see they sent props over there to jay-z. sure, the jiggaman may have brought the slang back for a new generation, but i find it hard to believe that san fran’s upper playgound thinks of beyonce’s boyfriend [...]

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top five wrestling moves: tag team edition.

07.27.2007

i am an avid fan of the squared circle. i use phrases like, “tap out,” “turn heel” and “no sell” in everyday conversation. over the course of my lifetime, i have attempted to slap several individuals in the texas cloverleaf and have snuck up on a few of them to lock them in the [...]

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aweemaway, aweemaway.

07.17.2007

“laffy taffy polo clothes.”

in the above track, youthful droseph provides a fantastic example of free association. best thang smokin’ also has some of the most delectable & colorful (pun intended) uses of language in recent memory.

orange like the chico stick
wrist pinker than miss piggy
sour apple green jolly rancher icon
viper look like apple food.
ice look [...]

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Be Specific

07.09.2007

So, i stumbled upon the cleavage blog during my constant pursuit of fantastical funbags. Recently, the cleavage blog guy updated w/links to a few other sites that specialize in providing very specific content. It’s kinda like a new millenium Fat Chicks in Party Hats, but, obviously way easier on the eyes.

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top five bra-alternatives.

07.03.2007

we’ve all seen the photos in our various men’s magazines… a woman goes sans top but uses some sort of prop to hide her nipples/areola so that the mag can still sit on the shelves at your local Barns & Noble w/out the shame of a polybag. it’s a fantastic technique that gives you [...]

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