Comments on: how do you fuck a mermaid?

By: miley cyrus

miley cyrus — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 01:06:40 +0000

Wow this really puts it out there ima girl and straight but I was wonderin now if I find one I just might envy her cause almost every guy I know wants to fuck a fucking meremaid like what the hell!!she’s a fucking fish!!!!!

By: RatedRSuperstar

RatedRSuperstar — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 16:35:38 +0000

Imagine this…. She has vagina where human female does, but on her tail instead between her legs. Just put your legs around her tail and fuck away =) Would be nice to swin while doing this…

By: wopol

wopol — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 08:23:59 +0000

ok mermaid has hands (hand job) mouth and tongue (blow job) breasts. (titty fucking) even armpit sex lol (more like a side boob fuck lol. all this can done with a real girl as well . unless its the mermaid from splash she can turn her tail into legs….also the mermaids off of one piece and little mermaid her tail becomes legs

By: LowHigh

LowHigh — Fri, 26 Aug 2011 03:19:26 +0000

I typed in google “i fucked a mermaid” which is what tpain says in lonely island song….thats how i got here,good post,it makes me wonder how you would fuck a mermaid,even if she had a hole,it would probably be scaly and hard :/.

By: joe mcmahon

joe mcmahon — Sat, 09 Oct 2010 07:28:16 +0000

Yeah well I’m sure mermaids are real and they must have holes for mermen and randy sailors to fuck.
Damn, now I wanna go to the ocean and find one (cuz it just has to be that easy) and ride her with my cock as she takes me on erotic oceanic oddessy.
Mmmm, now that’s a fantasy that’s crying out for the talents of hentai artists.

By: JIDFO

JIDFO — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 23:58:37 +0000

I WANTS FUCK MERMAID NOW!

By: denice regal

denice regal — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 04:09:52 +0000

i would like evryone to know that mermaids arnt just a sex object
but a beautfiul thing in life
they do exist
i have titty fucked one before
so they are real
excuse me person up the top who said this is disgusting
ur probably a 100 old man
waiting for a lil mermaid girl
and then prounce on her
which is disgusting
mermaids are sexier than human beings
i love them

By: Reuben Powell

Reuben Powell — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 03:38:13 +0000

How tall is Daryl Hannah anyway?;,-

By: Tpain

Tpain — Fri, 07 May 2010 22:21:32 +0000

I fucked a mermaid. (:

By: Alex

Alex — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 14:55:14 +0000

I’ve wondered the same thing. . ever since I heard the Lonely Island Boys song “I’m On a Boat” and T-Pain says “And believe me when I say I fucked a mermaid” my best friend and I cannot stop wondering. . .how the fuck do you do that?! This did help. . but still. . he says that if she has like somewhere you can pee, you can fuck it. . I found that creepy. . but. . whatever. haha.